Instead of digging your fingers into the couch cushions at the first refrain of your current least favorite song in the entire universe, wrap them around the reassuring shape of a beer bottle or wine glass.
Your next re-watch of Frozen, The Lion King, or Cinderella doesn’t have be as painful as the previous thousand viewings, though: let the Mommyish Disney Movie Drinking Game relax that clenched jaw and furrowed brow. “What about a board game? What about a book? What about – what about actually building a snowman, instead of just singing about it?” No.
It was a perfectly nice, quiet evening at home, until your son or daughter trotted up to you and held out a Disney DVD whose cover you recognize all too well.
